Suggested techniques for the Marine to use in the avoidance of
boredom and loneliness :
1. Masturbation.
2. Re-reading of letters from unfaithful wives and girlfriends.
3. Cleaning your rifle,
4. Further masturbation.
5. Re-wiring Walkman.
6. Aruging about religion and meaning of life.
7. Discussing in detail every women a Marine has ever
F***ed.
8. Debating differences such as Cuban VS Mexican adn
Harleys VS Hondas, Left VS Right handed masturbation.
9. Further cleaning of rifle.
10. Studying of Filipino male order bride
catalouge.
11. Further masturbation.
12. Planning of Marines' first meal on return
home.
13. Imagining what the Marine's girlfriend and her man
Jodie are doing in the hay..or in the alley..or in the hotel bed.